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THE ART OF ENTERTAINING - OR MORE
TO THE POINT - WHAT MAKES A GOOD ENTERTAINER?
Unless you are performing in one of your regular
venues, the question that is inevitably asked - either implied or
directly - of any entertainer is "are you any good?" Indeed it is
a well known fact within this industry that if you do want to enjoy
success as an artist you need a wide range of skills which you can draw
upon on any given night.
Fortunately for those of us who have combined our
natural abilities with the time, effort and - lets face it - money
required to perfect our craft and business, we as musicians and
entertainers exist within an industry where the acquisition of such
attributes is generally apparent from the first verse of the first song
that we play on the first night.
So without further ado, let me impart some knowledge I
have attained through more than 1000 shows and try to briefly summarise
what you should expect of myself or anyone else, for that matter, who
wishes to be truly regarded as a 'professional entertainer'. This
has also been written with the intention of being a bit of a guide to
those who are starting out in the industry, so I would like to apologise
in advance if at times it seems a bit slanted in that direction.
RULE NUMBER ONE - BE PROFESSIONAL
Turning up and starting on time does not make a
professional musician. A professional musician ensures venues are supplied with posters &
supporting material well in advance, promptly returns calls and keeps
appointments. In short, present yourself as a professional if you want
be treated as one. This does not just mean your clothing and
appearance - it extends to your business presentation (websites,
business cards, posters, demo CD's, DVD's, etc etc), your mannerisms and
your respect for those venues and individuals who are willing to put
their trust in you as an entertainer to help support their business
and/or function.
RULE NUMBER TWO - YOUR SOUND IS EVERYTHING
This may come as a surprise to many people, but
getting a good 'sound' is not as simple as buying a $2000.00 PA system,
plugging it in and switching it on. What effects/EQ are you
using, what type of guitar/microphone/amplifier are you using, are your
speakers of a high quality, are you using any type of sound 'enhancers'?
In short, if there is ANYTHING within your budget that will make
you sound better, BUY IT! By gradually adding better and better
pieces of audio equipment, it is possible to obtain your own unique
sound that will be far superior to what you started out with.
RULE NUMBER THREE - KNOW YOUR STUFF, AND MATCH
IT TO YOUR AUDIENCE!
This might sound simple enough, but what is your
'stuff'? Are you performing to a group of 50+ patrons in a restaurant? A
bowling club? Or are you doing a 9pm gig in a ski resort bar filled with
20 - 30 year old die hard party goers. Simply put, a good
entertainer needs to be flexible enough to be able to vary a show at the
drop of a hat. If you are performing to a mixed crowd in, say, a
local RSL club, they are going to want some nice toe tapping music while
they are eating, which will build to a couple of rock and roll/classic
dance numbers to get them on the floor, followed by perhaps some
originals and story telling, followed by perhaps some good old fashioned
'pub rock' numbers towards the last set of the night. Variety is
the key, and an ability to immediately vary your show if necessary
should be the ABSOLUTE golden rule of any seasoned entertainer. I
can choose from over 300 songs that I can perform on any given night -
from Elvis, Kenny Rogers and Jimmy Buffet through to Matchbox 20,
Greenday and Robbie Williams - with everything in between. It is
absolutely critical that your audience feels comfortable, relaxed and in
'safe hands'. Which brings me to one more 'golden rule' ......
VOLUME!
If there is one thing that will upset both patrons and
managers alike quicker than anything else it is music that is TOO LOUD.
You could sing like Pavarotti, play guitar like Clapton and dance like
Ricky Martin but if the very people you are trying to entertain have to
try and shout above 150 decibels of noise (which unfortunately by now your
performance has become) just to order a drink, then I am afraid that as
an 'entertainer' you will now have; a) noone in the first 10 rows of
your audience; b) been asked to turn it down anyway by management and
finally; c) had your lovely aforementioned promotional package thrown in
the bin by said management first thing in the morning. In this
business, RETURN BUSINESS is everything. You only have so many
venues available in an area, and you only get one shot at each one to
show them what you can do.
My philosophy on volume is - match it to the crowd,
the venue and the purpose. Certain rooms are very acoustically 'alive', and require very
little amplification. Others (particularly small pubs) can become
extremely noisy just through patrons drinking and talking and require a
bit more amplification just to cut through this din. Am I there to
provide some nice background music (eg dining during a wedding), or to
get the party rolling (eg later in the night at said wedding, or in most
pubs and clubs from roughly 9.30pm onwards). The bottom line is, both
the audience and the venue's management should be comfortable with the
volume level and all the abovementioned factors.
OH YEAH - ONE MORE THING - TALENT!
You should find that most good musicians basically
live for their music. They have a guitar in their hand each day, or are
singing their lines each day. There is basically not a moment goes
by where I am not thinking about my shows, planning my next musical
venture, or preparing for the next night's performance. A
good entertainer should firstly, in the case of a vocalist, have an
excellent voice. Their instrument should support their voice and
their backing tracks (or backing band) seamlessly, and be able to
develop a comfortable rapport with any audience on any night. The
reality is, like most jobs, this generally only comes with experience
and I know that even after over a decade of performing, I am constantly
seeking to improve every aspect of my show to match both current musical
trends and my own personal musical goals.
If you got this far, and you are a manager, firstly
thank you for taking the time, and I would hope by now you feel
comfortable that I most certainly know what I am doing and have the
experience to deliver a good night, every night.
If you are starting out as an entertainer, good luck,
and please ensure that before you approach venues you are confident of
being able to deliver a top class performance to a wide range of
audience. Once you can do that, the demand for your business will
practically take care of itself!

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